Do you have your request in for "Uncle Len's" Carputer?

and Sarah sings us a song.........

NCC reopens Rideau Canal!

Skiing, Canal skating in jeopardy, report.

Bisexual dad B, who impregnated Lesbian A (who intends to marry Lesbian C), has sued to have full parental rights to Child D, even though A got pregnant again from a homosexual man to bear another Child, E.

There is a cure for the common cold. It's hot sex!

The only two sure things in this world are death and taxes. It's pretty hard to know what's gonna happen with taxes, but here's how you're gonna die.

39 megapixel digital camera costs more than a BMW.

Conan O'Brien may be affecting Finland's Presidental Election.

Corel Centre takes new name.

Muppet mayhem.

Canada's oil supplies to surpass Saudi Arabia's, Bush being briefed by the CIA about Canada's WMD's and terrorist training camps. Invasion in three... two... one...

Why you should choose your font carefully.

Warm weather closes canal.

You're more likely to suffer accidental injury within the first three minutes of getting up in the morning than if you're drunk.

Man recites the first 4,400 digits of pi from memory. Coincidentally, that's the number of girls that have rejected him.

Today is National Voodoo Day .

There are things that will always get you into trouble with your girlfriend. Forgetting her birthday, for instance, or checking out another woman. Or maybe taking naked pictures of her mom.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits. Tongue twisters.

"Why, this kebab is Fluffy" "How on earth did you know?"

Old and Busted: That 42" LCD TV with 3000:1 contrast ratio you spent thousands on last year. New Hotness: The 55" Surface-conducting Electron-emitter Display, with 100,000:1 contrast ratio.

It's official: the new ultra-retro Dodge Challenger.

Bush villages in Alaska can now get pizza airdropped to their door for free.

Skating season begins on Rideau Canal.

Computer system mistakenly notifies crime victims that thousands of criminals had been released from prison.

New talking "Potty Time With Elmo" book freaks kids out by asking "Who Wants To Die?" (with video, audio from book).

Paper airplane simulator.

Quite possibly the most amazing miniature engine ever built. That's 18...yes...18 cylinders!

After tonight's bender test your reaction time with this traditional British sheep injection game.

Bartender tricks to curing a hangover.

Ok, so the Christmas/New Year Holiday is over (it will be when my laundry is done). I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and a happy New Year's Eve! The rest of the pictures are now up and they are all in December's Photos from the Christmas Weekend up to today.

Happy New Year!