Canal closes to skaters for the third time.

Man is thankful it had been snowing after falling 130 feet from a helicopter and landing in a drift, uninjured.

Top 12 wackiest moments in Super Bowl history.

An in-depth analysis of why it's still cool to say "cool." Plus, a list of other wack slang words that didn't stand the test of time.

Cool pic of the Horsehead Nebula taken in Camden, NC.

Any pic of an erupting volcano with auroras intersecting the plumes of smoke and taken by a guy named Sigurdur H. Stefnisson must be cool.

The Earth's magnetic field may soon flip 180 degrees - Here comes the science.

Now you won't trip over empties during midnight beer runs. Why? Slippers with headlights, of course.

The 100 best companies to work for.

Top 25 jobs from now until 2009.

For those of you who may find themselves stranded someday with a sugarholic. How to make a fire with a can of Coke and a chocolate bar.

The coolest yet most vertigo-inducing pic you'll see all day: A view of Earth from a futuristic Space Elevator.

Twelve kidnapped Swedish garden gnomes found in snowy forest, standing in a ring beside a lighted bonfire.

Violent crime is up in Canada. Naturally, this is somehow the United States' fault.

How getting undressed reveals your personality.

Hydropolis - The world's first underwater hotel under construction in Dubai. For people who like to sleep in wet beds.

MIT architect takes treehouses to a whole new level.

CHL/NHL Top Prospects Game

The lopsided win for Team Orr gives the Hall Of Fame defenceman a 6-4 lead in the all-time series versus team cherry. (read more here)

A few photos from behind the bench of Team Orr.

Alaskan volcano cam.

Sean Penn demands to know what asshole took SeanPenn@gmail.com

Laser-projected keyboard. Sharks not included.

Canada Post refused to deliver Sex Party's political leaflets. In other news, Canada has a Sex Party.

Do you have your request in for "Uncle Len's" Carputer?

and Sarah sings us a song.........

NCC reopens Rideau Canal!

Skiing, Canal skating in jeopardy, report.

Bisexual dad B, who impregnated Lesbian A (who intends to marry Lesbian C), has sued to have full parental rights to Child D, even though A got pregnant again from a homosexual man to bear another Child, E.

There is a cure for the common cold. It's hot sex!

The only two sure things in this world are death and taxes. It's pretty hard to know what's gonna happen with taxes, but here's how you're gonna die.

39 megapixel digital camera costs more than a BMW.

Conan O'Brien may be affecting Finland's Presidental Election.

Corel Centre takes new name.

Muppet mayhem.

Canada's oil supplies to surpass Saudi Arabia's, Bush being briefed by the CIA about Canada's WMD's and terrorist training camps. Invasion in three... two... one...

Why you should choose your font carefully.

Warm weather closes canal.

You're more likely to suffer accidental injury within the first three minutes of getting up in the morning than if you're drunk.

Man recites the first 4,400 digits of pi from memory. Coincidentally, that's the number of girls that have rejected him.