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"So what are you in for?" "Murder. I'm up for parole in 2012. How 'bout you?" "Selling 75 gallons of stolen maple syrup. I'm a lifer."

Today's "man battles deer to the death in daughter's bedroom" story courtesy of Bentonville, Ark. Bambi unavailable for comment.

Argentine newspaper reporter gets answer to the burning question, "what's in George W. Bush's pants?"