Five reasons why Dell's new retail stores will fail.

Twenty-five things every New Yorker should know. Strangely, "We are not the center of the universe" missing from list.

Grandparents offer $100 to undercover police officer to kill their daughter-in-law, three grandkids and their pet dog. (With anus-cringing picture).

Put the image of Jesus on all your baked goods with the Jesus Pan. Christ, this is good bread.

I'll take "Scientific Sex Terminology" for $500, Alex.

Scientists create awesome new jetpack thing that will allow paratroopers to fly 150 miles before landing. (With pic).

HD-DVD or Blu-Ray? Either way, be prepared to grab your ankles and take it up the pooper.