Scientists give up on that cure for cancer thing, decide to study why rock bands take so long to get out on stage.

More than 60% of Britons use screwdrivers, scissors, knives, keys, and earrings to floss. And you thought their dental hygiene was bad. Don't you feel silly now?

Pissed off viewer forced to watch table tennis instead of cartoons sends TV station human remains.

How to have a trailer park party. The goggles do nothing for the website.

Why flying a Russian helicopter after hitting the vodka isn't a good idea.

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Putin to Russian people: "Fornicate".