Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Under the pines at Lake Of Two Rivers

Five reasons why Dell's new retail stores will fail.

Twenty-five things every New Yorker should know. Strangely, "We are not the center of the universe" missing from list.

Grandparents offer $100 to undercover police officer to kill their daughter-in-law, three grandkids and their pet dog. (With anus-cringing picture).

Put the image of Jesus on all your baked goods with the Jesus Pan. Christ, this is good bread.

I'll take "Scientific Sex Terminology" for $500, Alex.

Scientists create awesome new jetpack thing that will allow paratroopers to fly 150 miles before landing. (With pic).

HD-DVD or Blu-Ray? Either way, be prepared to grab your ankles and take it up the pooper.

Friday, May 12, 2006

Scientists give up on that cure for cancer thing, decide to study why rock bands take so long to get out on stage.

More than 60% of Britons use screwdrivers, scissors, knives, keys, and earrings to floss. And you thought their dental hygiene was bad. Don't you feel silly now?

Pissed off viewer forced to watch table tennis instead of cartoons sends TV station human remains.

How to have a trailer park party. The goggles do nothing for the website.

Why flying a Russian helicopter after hitting the vodka isn't a good idea.

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Putin to Russian people: "Fornicate".

Monday, May 08, 2006

Hopefuls for Tim Hortons Kandahar outlet get survival training

Forget the best way to brew the freshest coffee — the first batch of trainees hoping to work at a Tim Hortons outlet in Afghanistan are learning about how to handle a potential nuclear or biological attack. About 70 people are undergoing training at Canadian Forces Base Kingston for 41 jobs at a Tim Hortons trailer on the Kandahar airfield.

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Sunday, May 07, 2006

Is it May already?

I can not believe that May slipped up on me. There will be camping next weekend at Lake St Peter, just south of Algonquin. I don't think I can make that one. And then the following week, Sarah will join us for a weekend in Algonquin Park at Lake Of Two Rivers.

It was a cold a wet weekend, so I sanded my table but I did not get to put my second coat on. Another project postponed till the next nice day.

Some photos added to May Photo's also, Sarah will probably have some of her own at her place.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Ottawa To Host Junior Hockey Worlds

Hockey Canada will officially announce the nation's capital as the host of the prestigious tournament at a Wednesday afternoon press conference, according to a Canadian Press report.

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