Apple turns 30: Photo Gallery.

Great Dragon scheduled to eat the sun tomorrow. Scientists say devout prayers and sacrifices of slightly used virgins to the FSM our only hope of survival.

Red Bull and vodka give drinkers a false sense of sobriety. Further study required.

Pamela Anderson asks for a meeting with the Canadian PM over the seal hunt. In other news, it appears as if someone bought her a thesaurus.

World's first "beer spa" opens in Czech Republic. Visitors can get beer massages, beer cosmetics and swim in beer while drinking a pint at a bathside bar.