Canal set to reopen in time for Winterlude.

Wiarton Willie forcasts early Spring.

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Harrison Ford helps girlfriend Calista Flockheart join Mile High Club, has shared this hobby with his family for years.

Flock of songbirds slams into window and dies after they gorge themselves on fermented berries. Swore they'd be okay to fly with a cup of coffee.

Study shows having an "office spouse" makes you happier in your job. Downside? Going home and complaining to your "real spouse" that your "office spouse" just doesn't understand you.

NYC girl puts up 113 in High School hoops game, tells Kobe to suck it. Kobe invites her to his hotel room.

It is against the law for anyone to harrass the seals while they are on shore. However, feel free to kill them once they are in the water.

U.S Army to issue soldiers with caffeine-laced chewing gum. Pentagon still working on portable combat meth cooker.

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