Urban legends for Valentine's Day.

Penis surgery: The long and short of it.

Funeral interrupted when the "deceased" phones his daughter to complain that nobody is visiting him.

The "heart" symbol is actually a representation of a woman's bum.

Ten-year-old boy forbidden to bring cardboard "Leafs No. 1" sign into Toronto Maple Leafs game because security considered it "a weapon," as well as an embarassing falsehood.

Canadians having more and more virtual sex. Especially when it takes 45 minutes to get fully undressed this time of year.

Study finds that pizza-topping preferences may indicate ideal dating partners. For instance, men prefering onions should date women prefering onions, whereas men prefering double-cheese, super-supreme thick crust should date Starr Jones.

Shout out to UK workers: February 24th is Work Your Proper Hours Day. Check out early, and smell the slack.

Tests show shopping-cart handles and mice at Internet cafes are the most bacteria-ridden public items.

Wayne Gretzky's gambling investigation compared to the crucifixtion of Jesus.